In A Time of Agile Kitties, Water hoses, and Digs

The weather was nice enough for me to walk outside today. I sat in the flower bed for about an hour and a half and watch the magpies hoping around in the yard eating worms. Being the well trained deadly assassin I am I just sat and watched them move. Next time I will know where they're going to go before they go there, and they will be mine *insert evil kitty laughter here*.

Okay, not really... I don't like feathers, and magpies peck really hard. I'll stick with my dry cat food. Besides, it's way too much effort to even try to catch 'em.